Every now and then when I'm looking at Google Analytics, trying to figure out some way to increase my traffic, trying to figure out what I write about that gets the most attention, I find myself both confused and tickled at some of the search queries that lead here.
For instance, I have recently had people searching for:
blonde twins at Alabama game -- I know of whom they search, too. They're pretty cute and always wear Bear Bryant hats.
barnes and noble employee rant -- among several other barnes and noble queries. This leads to a post I wrote almost two years ago. I recently got a rather rude and obnoxious comment about the post. Dude, get over it. I'm sorry you hate your job. But you're clearly only 16 or so and there will be other jobs. Unless you don't change that attitude.
hyperthyroid pork -- Uh. WTF? Anyone hazard a guess? Could that be oxymoronic? I am befuddled.
And my favorite:
why not to sleep with awesome -- Why not, indeed! If he truly is awesome, I say go for it.
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